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Sarah Kaye. Unsuccessful Hair Flips are my worst enemy.
mrsangelaschrute:

adamfuckmelambert:

smallblueangel:

smallblueangel:

jahniquexo:

gaijin-white-boy:

What?

the fuck?

why?! 

but wait does this not make their marriage illegal because a marriage is made to make children and this way they cant make one.!! ??

Im a christian and believe me there is no biblical support for this choice of theirs. Its ridiculous tbh, God literally says in the bible that sex belongs in any marriage :’)

is no one going to talk about how Jon has to eat an entire raw potato in order to stop being horny

mrsangelaschrute:

adamfuckmelambert:

smallblueangel:

smallblueangel:

jahniquexo:

gaijin-white-boy:

What?

the fuck?

why?! 

but wait does this not make their marriage illegal because a marriage is made to make children and this way they cant make one.!! ??

Im a christian and believe me there is no biblical support for this choice of theirs. Its ridiculous tbh, God literally says in the bible that sex belongs in any marriage :’)

is no one going to talk about how Jon has to eat an entire raw potato in order to stop being horny

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Hey, Joe. I’m gonna turn the backseat into a dressing room so that I can change into a proper outfit for Madame, okay?

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Dragon’s Breath is a very gorgeous type of opal made into many types of jewelry.

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What if I slept a little more and forgot about all this nonsense.

—Franz Kafka (via wolf-cub)

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